Pass The Basket

“I can’t believe you just did that to me. We’re in the middle of a provincial park!”

“Did what to you? You’re the Top. You did it to me.”

“It’s your fault. You enticed me! Eating a banana that way in public should be outlawed.”

“You’re the one who packed the picnic basket. All I asked was for you to include some nice fresh fruit. You could have packed the strawberries, peaches, or apples that were in the fridge. You, however, chose the bananas.”

“Did you notice I packed the bread sticks as well?”

“Pass the basket over, will ya?”